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The Carillon's official account used to post on the website.

Shit the Carillon says

Actual conversations heard around the office by the Staff wo things are certain at the Carillon: hate mail and production night. As usual, we’ve collected some more snippets from conversations heard around the office to enlighten our dear readership of how messed up of individuals we truly are. Dive into another edition of Shit the Carillon says! Noticing a Youtube ad: Why is there mormon.org advertising on my video? Worst yet, why does it look ...

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Shit the Carillon says

Actual conversations heard around the office by the staff nother Monday means another production night, which means another round of Shit the Carillon says. Once more we jump into the fray and enter that collective urine-soaked hellhole that is our staff’s thoughts. Enjoy yet another edition of Shit the Carillon says! I’m like Peter Pan except I’m going to kick your ass! We should do a podcast on the semantics of hate mail. I am ...

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What shall we do with an English Major

Sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor An excerpt from Drinking Songs of the Academy by Farron Ager – Oped Editor What shall we do with an English Major? (x3) In between his classes? CHORUS: Way hay and loud he rages (x3) In between his classes! Promise him a job in communications (x3) In between his classes! CHORUS Spell everything you can all wrongly (x3) In between his classes! CHORUS Always leave your modifiers dangling ...

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Shit the Carillon says

Actual conversations heard around the office by the Staff Once again, production night plagues us all like that last bout of syphilis we can never seem to shake. And, once again, all we need to do is to have one of our editors take notes of the conversations that go on behind closed doors in the wee hours of the morning. Enjoy our verbal masturbation with “Shit the Carillon says”: Regarding the slippery slope of ...

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Safeway Grey Cup Parade

The Safeway Grey Cup Parade will take place on Saturday, November 23 beginning at 9:30am with a special fly-by from the CFB Cold Lake CF-18 Hornets. The parade route is along the “Green Mile” on Albert St from 20th Avenue to 9th Avenue. In addition to a great line-up of entertainment the Safeway Grey Cup Parade will be filled with fabulous prizes. Lucky fans along the parade will be handed a recyclable bag courtesy of ...

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