Possibly the world's most talented asshole.

This one had better have a happier ending.

Read the entire paper online here!

A message from URSU President Kyle Addison

Two new residences, one expansion will increase on-campus beds

For once, the Riders are consistently causing another team pain.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Kent Peterson and Rhiannon Ward stumbled blindly into English-Irish conflict, International Monetary Fund policy, and Caillou's Great Skate; here, on the Paper ...

After a break, John and Mason are back and ready to supplement your reading experience.

Another epic game goes down at Mosaic Stadium.