Humour
Humans need not apply
“Humanity must exit the machine it has perfected.”Wanted: human tackling dummies
“The ability to run ten yards without wheezing is considered an asset, but is not necessarily a requirement.”Budget cuts: a creative approach
“Who needs hydration anyway?”ALL THE HASHTAGS
Warp movie titles to your heart’s content Authors: John Loeppky and the Carillon staff, who are all now Hollywood writers ...A Modest Tuition Proposal
“You would be blown away by how few of Regina's bourgeoisie do not have working security systems to protect their ...Mario overthrows Crystal King
“However, the Koopa Troop immediately called a press conference at Bowser’s Castle, denouncing Mario’s actions and vowing to repel his ...UR Controversy
It’s Truly Lovely Here Author: Farron Ager, Headmaster Emeritus of The Drinking Academy Sung to the Tune of “Mmm Mmm ...Humour – Gormley is love
by Farron Ager – Oped Editor [dropcaps round=”no”]I[/dropcaps]t came to the attention of the Carillon that John Gormley, award-winning glorious ...Shit the Carillon says
Actual conversations heard around the office by the Staff [dropcaps round=”no”]T[/dropcaps]wo things are certain at the Carillon: hate mail and ...