Sports Roundtable

“As much as I hate the Stamps I could go as Jon Cornish, but I’d be afraid of how cold my ass would be after a night of it hanging out.” – Brady Lang

“The Rams and the U of R will miss Kolten dearly, having him playing for the Rams was a greater investment than a first rate million dollar sign for a second rate University.” – Taylor Sockett

“Lord we thank you for the lint catcher in the dryer, for giving those little fuzzies a safe and warm place to lay their little heads.” – Paige Kreutzwieser as Ray Lewis.

“I have to pick the underdog Pittsburg Pirates. The only reason I am rooting for them is because they probably won’t stand much of a chance and they haven’t been to the playoffs since 1992. Back then, Barry Bonds looked like a normal human being.” – Kris Klein

“Maybe Regina will finally be ranked No. 1 at something other than crime rate.” – Autumn McDowell

It’s almost time for everyones favourite season, hockey.

“Team Canada’s going to look like their wearing their Grandpa’s hand-me-downs.” – Taylor Sockett

“Go home Manitoba, you’re drunk.” – Paige Kreutzwieser

“To avoid causing unnecessary jealousy between the Rams and the Cougars men’s hockey team, I’ll say as long as the hits are hard and the beer is cold I’ll be in the stands.” – Taylor Sockett

“There’s nothing I like seeing more than ignorant little shits getting their brains turned to mush.” – Braden Dupuis