FIVE terrible Halloween costumes

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The sexy version of anything
Wearing lingerie with cat ears does not make you a cat. Halloween isn’t an excuse to dress slutty. If you want to wear revealing clothing, go for it, but don’t use Halloween as a veil to differ accusations of what kind of person you are. Also, There’s something weird about dressing up as a sexy cat or a sexy bunny. No one wants to bang a cat, and if they do, you probably don’t want to be hooking up with them.

Jesus
It’s not like it’s particularly offensive, but seriously every stoner with shoulder-length hair has done this since Halloween was a thing.

Psy
Really, do you think no one else is going to think of this? “Gangnam Style” is literally the most liked video on YouTube. C’mon now.

Nothing
You’re not cooler than Halloween. Dress up, or stay home, you lazy so and so.

Cultural stereotypes
Just don’t do it. I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out why this is offensive, and I don’t care if you can’t figure out why making fun of cultures by playing into stereotypes is offensive, or that you have Aboriginal friends who are totally fine with you and your bros’ cowboys and Indians costumes. It’s offensive, and you shouldn’t do it.

Paul Bogdan
A&C Editor

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