author: joe whittle
nowhere like home, eh?
A man from Ontario decided to drive west one day to see the country. He drives for days and eventually decides he is lost and pulls into the nearest city to find out where he is. He rolls down the window and asks the closest person “Excuse me, but where am I?” to which the person responds “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!” The man says thank you and thinks to himself “Crap, they don’t speak English.”