Tag: humour
The Horror in RC227
“Could the editor-in-chief really be the alien-in-charge, instead?”An Ode to Procrastination
An excerpt from Drinking Songs of the AcademyA new club emerges (from the shadows)!
“Though their cause is not generally championed, the group is steadily readying themselves for our society's impending doom.”Negative transit-ion
“‘George bagged a NovoBus!’ the mayor cheered triumphantly. ‘That man is an (expletive) genius!’”Humans need not apply
“Humanity must exit the machine it has perfected.”Wanted: human tackling dummies
“The ability to run ten yards without wheezing is considered an asset, but is not necessarily a requirement.”Budget cuts: a creative approach
“Who needs hydration anyway?”ALL THE HASHTAGS
Warp movie titles to your heart’s content Authors: John Loeppky and the Carillon staff, who are all now Hollywood writers Following TV ...A Modest Tuition Proposal
“You would be blown away by how few of Regina's bourgeoisie do not have working security systems to protect their stuff.”Mario overthrows Crystal King
“However, the Koopa Troop immediately called a press conference at Bowser’s Castle, denouncing Mario’s actions and vowing to repel his anticipated assault ...