"This leak is serviced by the classic trifecta of bucket, hose, and tarp.”

“There are currently some workmen milling about on the roof of the building, but they’ve been up there for a couple of ...

“While not directly preventing students from using the lounge, the growing collection of leaks make it an entirely unappealing place to study, ...

“If this leak could talk, it would be giving advice about trusting the kind of people who expect you to pay the ...

“… if the administration hadn't wasted millions of dollars on useless campus aesthetics, some of these issues could have been resolved.” ~John ...

“…this leak features more hose than a bachelorette party.”

“It’s like one hand doesn’t know what the other one is doing, and both hands are jacking off.”