What shall we do with an English Major

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Drinking Song - English Major - Gustav DoreSung to the tune of Drunken Sailor

An excerpt from Drinking Songs of the Academy

by Farron Ager – Oped Editor

What shall we do with an English Major? (x3)

In between his classes?

CHORUS:

Way hay and loud he rages (x3)

In between his classes!

Promise him a job in communications (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Spell everything you can all wrongly (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Always leave your modifiers dangling (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Always switch up your tenses in writing (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Tell him how much you really hate Shakespeare (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Use Wikipedia as your own sources (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Write all over your first edition (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

Say that administration’s fine and dandy (x3)

In between his classes!

CHORUS

That’s what we do with an English Major (x3)

In between his classes!

Image: Gustav Dore

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